What would be a god old testament pen-pal to pick.?
Q. okay so, who wants to do my homework?! :D "your assignment is to choose an Old Testament person and make them your 'pen-pal'. Assuming that you have some knowledge of that person, write a letter to them. Include and modern day concerns and ideas and issues, with the focus of making a connection to them. choices: -You could pick Esau and write about problems that you might be having with your brother or sister. -You could pick Abraham and write about a crisis of faith you might be having. -You could pick Ishmael and write about being left out of the family. -You could pick Job and write about a test of faith. -You could pick Jeremiah and write about being called to serve God. This assignment assumes that you have taken the time to find… [cont.]
Asked by boyxcrazyxjewelx21 - Tue May 25 21:06:54 2010 - - 2 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Write to old testament god and ask him why he's such an angry vengeful douche bag.
Answered by Deep Blue - Tue May 25 21:09:35 2010

A new Job?
Q. The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket - went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, Gomer wandered over to the… [cont.]
Asked by Cowboy - Sun Jan 7 17:21:41 2007 - - 14 Answers - 0 Comments

A. Thanks cowboy that was funny! lol love your avatar!
Answered by Penny Mae - Sun Jan 7 18:25:51 2007

Yaysicles!!?
Q. Smart blonde The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but she's right." "What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. "Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "I don't know." "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?" So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her pals… [cont.]
Asked by nublet - Sun May 25 20:42:57 2008 - - 7 Answers - 0 Comments

A. good stuff
Answered by Purrl. :] - Sun May 25 21:09:05 2008